A little too close to home. Check out the crazy eyes.
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/4813638/detail.html

It's midnight, and the lady upstairs with the two kids is vacuuming her entire apartment. At midnight.

There's nothing on tv. I'm watching Cheers reruns currently on some sort of rerun channel.

Only in Maine could somebody be content mowing lawns. And that there's a newspaper to write all about it.
http://www.bangornews.com/news/templates/?a=117638

FEAR! Flip flops!
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-13401709,00.html?f=rss

Greenwood isn't far away from where I used to live. I woulda thrown eggs too.
http://www.thejournalnet.com/Main.asp?SectionID=1&SubSectionID=113&ArticleID=52694

Maybe they should have just slept in the bear box...
http://www.nj.com/news/ledger/jersey/index.ssf?/base/news-0/1123049956302420.xml&coll=1#heybooboo

Shortest. Protest. Ever.
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0804jail-food-CR.html

If you're going to rob a store, wear clothes and bring a stick that isn't attached to you. It will help.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050805/ap_on_fe_st/naked_lunch;_ylt=AgzmPPCDfR9cYIuuslXRNeys0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3NW1oMDRpBHNlYwM3NTc-

AAWWW! Look at that mean, cute little face...
http://cbs2chicago.com/topstories/local_story_216164509.html

All of these courtesy of Fark.

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